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(which by the way are Australia's official team colours too.) 
Any way everyone else's fan pages seem to have the same old stuff...... you know, league ladders, game results, stuff to buy, etc etc etc. Well I've decided that this In the mean time here's some light reading for you ....
Pack fan goes to heaven
Click on Sean Jones to see how tough the Pack can be
Eagles coach goes to heaven The Dirty Birds coach coach dies and enters the Pearly Gates. God proceeds to take him on a tour. He shows the coach a little two-bedroom house with a faded Eagels banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says. The Eagles coach looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Packer flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Green Bay banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and the Packers coach gets a mansion with new banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not the Packers' coach's house my son," God says. "That's mine." | Back to top
[Long Live the FFF] Ice Fishing Contest The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When
it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the
Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings
had zero.
The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it
out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.
The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.
"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!" | Back
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Viking Joke A Packer fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Viking fans?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?" The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times." | Back to top God and Wisconsin Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, look what I've made." Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass and inquired "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite shore-line along the largest of the Great Lakes. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Gabriel gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them in Minnesota." | Back to top
Check out the daily cartoon and joke
Here's a funny one sent to me by my friend Ashger..
Dallas Coach The Dallas head coach Chan Gailey, clearly
upset about the Cowboys' losing record, decides to find out from Mike Sherman what
his secret is. So,Gailey travels up to a Packers practice and asks MS, "Coach,
how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?"
Coach Sherman responds by calling Brett Favre over. "Brett, who's your father's brother's nephew?" Favre answers, "Why
coach, that's easy. It's me."
Ray turns to Gailey and says, "That's the secret, Chan. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."
Thinking he's finally got all the tools
he needs, Gailey returns to Texas and the Cowboys work-out. He promptly calls over
Troy Aikman. "Aikman! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Troy looks
perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice on
that one?" Gailey (disgusted) says, "OK."
During practice, Aikman calls over Deion Sanders. "Deion, coach just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's
brother's nephew?" Sanders: "Duh! That's easy. It's me!"
After practice, Aikman catches up with Gailey: "Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Deion
Sanders."
Gailey(angrily): "No, No, NO! You bloody idiot!! It's Brett Favre!!! | Back to top
Green Side Up!!!!! A lady was having the inside of her house
painted by a contractor, they were going from room to room to determine colors.
In the first room she states, "I would like this room painted beige"
The contractor writes on his clipboard, goes to the window, raises it and yells
GREEN SIDE UP!
They go into the second room, the lady says "I would like this room painted yellow". Again the contractor writes on his clipboard,
goes to the window, raises it and yells GREEN SIDE UP!?
The woman is quite curious at this point and goes into a third room and says "This room, I want painted flat white"
The contractor writes on his clipboard, goes to the window, raises it and yells
GREEN SIDE UP!
The woman can no longer stand it, her curiosity
getting much the better of her, and she turns to the contractor and she
says "Why do you scribble on your clipboard and then yell "Green Side Up"
everytime I say what color I want my room painted?"
The contractor responds "Well Mam, I am
writing your color preferences on my clipboard."
She says "Well what about the window?"
He says "Oh That! Well Mam, I have several
Green Bay Packer Fans laying sod across the street
and they require constant supervision!"
Politically Correct Football The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now
on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of
the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League
announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for season 2000:
The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People
on opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers
hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering
Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown
between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans
Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia
Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.
The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against
the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi
Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies
Free Booters later in Week 9. And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play
the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals. Week 9 also features the Indianapolis
Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country. | Back to top
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