- You go to the zoo and see caged up animals and all you can think of is as steel cage match.
- Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, giving them a StoneCold Salute.
- Someone bends down you have the urge to stun them.
- You leapfrog over people while playing football,then you turn around and clothesline them.
- You publish a shirt that say's Jay Leno 1-0 Who's Next.
- In your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
- Every time you sit down on a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it
- You throw a coke at Eric Bischoff/nWo and it hits the TV screen
- You giggle when someone says they've got a 'job' to do
- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"
- You constantly deny that Brian Christopher is your son
- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
- You chokeslam your cat.
- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason
- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"
- You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.
- When you boss fires you, you come back the next day as one of your three personalities and apply the Mandible Claw on his Secretary.
- In school cafeteria you come up behind and hit a kid with a chair and look around for crowd responses.
- Your walking down the asile at a church giving high fives as the people hold up signs and chant your name.
- You won't come out of your room till your parents play your theme on the radio.
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you tell you girl friend to show the puppies.
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you moon-sault threw your teachers desk -You know you've watched to much WWF when you light your bed on fire and have a infurino match with your little brother
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you stun your cat
-You know you've watched to much WWF when your teacher ask you what book you read over the summer, and you say the book of Austin 3:16
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you moon-sault from the roof of your house
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you power bomb your mom threw the kitchen table
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you were a Stone Cold shirt to the prom
-You know you've watched to much WWF when your baseball team wins a game you drink a beer like Stone Cold on top of the dug out.
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you pretend your cat is Sable
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you draw Mr Socko on your socks
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you whistle Shawn Michaels theme song -You know you've watched to much WWF when you and you little brother have a casket match at your grandma's funeral
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you choke slam your hamster
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you write DX signs on you homework
-You know you've watched to much WWF when you think I'm stupid cause all these jokes apply to you
-You know you've watched to much wrestling when you read everyone of these.
If you have any wrestling humor please e-mail it to me at Socko316x4
