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            "BUT WHO LOST THE GAME"

     Behold a Ball Team went forth to play a game of baseball.    Just as the umpire was saying,"Batter up!"   the catcher for the home team arrived and took his place.    The center fielder didn't arrive until the end of the first inning.    And the second baseman didn't arrive until the second inning.    The first baseman later sent his regrets and said he had to go to dinner at Aunt Mary's.    The third baseman also failed to show up, having been out every night that week and needing his rest.    The left fielder felt the need to visit
another ball game accross town.    The shortstop came but left his glove at
home.    Two of the substitute fielders were away for the weekend and couldn't make it.    But they were there in spirit.

       Verily,  when the pitcher went to the mound,  he looked around for his teammates,  and lo,  his heart was heavy, for their places were empty.    The game had been announced, and the visitors were in the stands, so there was nothing to do but to pitch the ball and hope for the best.

       So the pitcher did his best to put the ball over the plate.    But he was not at his best,  for he had to serve as pitcher,  first baseman and third baseman.

      There were loud boos from the stands while the hometown was badly beaten.    It was a disgrace to the noble game of baseball.    When the absent members of the defeated team heard that their team lost,  a decision was made to get a new pitcher.

      BUT WHO REALLY LOST THEM THE GAME !!!!!!
 

         NOTE:    When your church family says, "We Miss You When Your Out", They
                           really do mean it.    Lets Make sure  we keep our Families in the House of
                           God for every service as God enables us......

   MISC.  CHUCKLES

          ***The World is full of willing People; Some willing to work, the rest willing
                to let them...

              ***A Candle looses nothing by lighting another candle....

              ***A Bike rests on its leg, because it is too tyred.....

          ***HABIT:  If not resisted, soon becomes necessity....

             ***A Friend is one who knows who you are, Understands where you have been,
                     accepts what you have become, and still gently invites you to grow.....

             ***A Baby-sitter is a Teen-ager acting like an adult while the adults are acting
                     like Teen-agers....
 

      FAMILY CHUCKLES

          ***A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.....

          ***A buget is just something we go without to stay within, because if we
                had it, We couldn't bear to keep within its bounds...

   PARENTS,  HUSBAND/WIFE,  FATHER/MOTHER CHUCKLES

         ***A Father is someone who carries pictures,  where his money used to be...

           ***Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage, He didn't have to hear about all the
                 men she could have married, and She didn't have to hear about the way
                 his Mother cooked....

   CHILDREN CHUCKLES

           ***A Childs life is like a piece of Paper on which every person leaves a Mark...

           ***A Child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher,  but for their
                 Parent they perform from their heart......

           ***A Family came home from Church where the sermon was on Adam and Eve,
                 The Mother noticed the boy sitting on the bed feeling his ribs,  She asked him
                 what he was doing, He said, "I counted these things 3 times now, Ma !!
                 I think Im having a wife....