Jim Neidhart (12/1/98)
J: Jim Neidhart G: Gene Okerlund
J: Yees, we were champions two times. You know Gene, I was… I was sitting at home last week
watching television and something disturbed me.
G: What might’ve that been?
J: Something disturbed me and I can’t BELIEVE the statements that Ric Flair made about Bret Hart.
G: Well, he did make them. There’s no question about that.
J: You know, that, that’s TOO much. Ah, you know, you know Ric Flair is a, you know, a tremendous wrestler- what, thirteen times?
G: Thirteen time champion.
J: Ah, ah, a good, good technician. Ah, gosh he’s just, you know, just about everything, but there’s one thing that he’s not. He’s not the BEST. Bret Hart is the best! HAHAHA!
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Owen Hart (12/1/98)
(Ed- What would an Oddities Memorable Speeches Gallery be without Owen)
"Never mind, Shawn Michaels, about Kane’s family or the Undertaker’s family. I know all about family! And you three degenerates - you thought you could put me down with what you did. I’m a survivor and I said before, I’m gonna make your life hell. (Time elapses) I’m standing and I’m ready and I’ll break your other leg, you gutless BASTARD!"
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Owen Hart (Royal Rumble 1994)
O: Owen Hart T: Todd Pedingill
O: He’s too selfish to worry about me, he just worries about himself . He’s trying to be a hero and fight the whole match by himself. All he had to do was tag me. I know he had a bad leg. Why didn’t he just tag me? Just tag me, Bret! But your to damn selfish.
T: I can’t believe what I just saw, Owen. Please tell me why. WHY this dispicable action?
O: Why what!?! Why what!?!
T: I don’t understand.
O: You wanna know why? Bret Hart your nothing but a selfish person. I went in there, in a tag team match for the biggest match of my life. It was a dream come true. I thought I had the best partner in the world, my own brother. But you’re too selfish! Like I’ve said all along, your ego is too big. You only worry about yourself, Bret. You don’t care about me!
T: Owen, unbelievable. In front of your entire family. Your family watching.
O: I don’t care about anybody. I was concerned about myself and my whole family. The biggest opportunity of mei life! I had a chance, Bret. And you stripped it away from me, you took it away from ME, Bret because you’re too SELFISH! All you had to do was just tag me! My had was there! Just tag me! I KNEW your leg was bad. I was aware of that! Just tag me. But you’re too SELFISH! You just wanna put your Sharpshooter on. I could’ve won the match! I don’t need you with a bad leg doing it, Bret! YOU’RE TOO DAMN SELFISH! AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SITTIN’ THERE WITH A BAD LEG AND THAT’S WHY I KICKED YOUR LEG OUT OF YOUR LEG!!! (heavy breathing)
T: Owen, let me ask you something. You’ve obviously cost Bret a CHOT at the championship! There’s no way he’s gonna be able to compete in the Royal Rumble match coming up tonight. Don’t you think that was selfish on your part?
O: There’s no selfishness in me, there’s not a selfish bone in my body! He cost HIMSELF the WWF tag team belts! And he cost ME, his little brother, a guy that’s never had the taste of a WWF belt before. He’s done it before, he doesn’t care about me. He just worries about himself. I don’t care about you in the Royal Rumble, Bret because this is my opportunity. I’m in it too. I’m not worried about YOU getting cost the WWF belt. I’m worried about MYSELF! (pause) And I’m gonna get that belt because I didn’t get a chance to win the tag belts because of YOU! But I can count on MYSELF and I’ll take the WWF belt. I’ll win that Royal Rumble. (heavy breathing)
T: Let’s go back to ringside. Let’s just go back to Vince McMahon.
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Too Much and Lawler (2/5/98)
JL: Jerry Lawler BC: Brian Christopher ST: Scott Taylor
JL: What a victory! Too Sexy, Too Hot, together they are Too Much. I just wanna know, why has it taken you too long to put this team together.
BC: Well you know, I wanted to find somebody. I thought it might be too tough to find somebody as good looking as me. I thought it might be too difficult to find somebody that could wrestle as good
as me.
JL: Oh yeah!
BC: I thought it might be too hard to find somebody as smart as me, but I found him right here, Too
Hot Scott Taylor.
JL: Wow! Tell ‘em about it Scott.
ST: Well, it’s like this King. It’s too bad for them, it’s too good for us, but Too Sexy and Too Hot are just way Too Much to talk to these people too night!
BC: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on. All you guys out there, don’t be jealous of us because we’ve seen your ladies and they’re too ugly for us to mess with! HAHAHAHA!
JL: That was too loud! There they are, Too Much.
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New World Order (26/1/98)
M: Macho Man E: Eric Bischoff H: Hollywood Hogan
M: You were no help at all at Souled Out… Bunch of clowns!
E: Hold on, Macho Man. Cooler heads need to prevail and, my friend, yours is wound just a little too
tight.
M: Well, that’s great! Glad you care about my loss to Luger. Glad you care about it. But guess what,
I know you don’t! Neither do you, neither do you and you make me sick!
E: Mach, you got a problem, it’s a family, were all here to fix it and the man has something he’d like to
say to you.
M: Dying to hear it!
H: You know Madness, if your part of the team brother, you gotta realise you gotta play the whole game. Sometimes me and the big man, sometimes me and Scott, sometimes we have a difference of opinion, but we all love each other. K-Dawg, big Norton, Buff, the boss, Vince. We’re all in this thing together and you know, the picture we saw the other night when me and big Scott, Mr Hall, came down to the ring was, you know, that you weren’t doing so good, dig it! The picture we saw, Mr Macho Man, was that you weren’t winning no go ld medals ou t there and you weren’t exactly leading the dance with flexxy Lexxy. So the way things go, because we care about you so much and because we love you so much, me and Mr Hall came down with the nWo spirit at heart thinking that just our physical presence, seeing up, seeing us at ringside would be enough incentive for you to overcome Lex Luger outshining you. So that is the way it is. You were not looking so good and what it is, is what it is. If you don’t want us caring for you, leading the way for you all the way to the top, all the way to the victory, my man, you are on your own.
M: And that’s the way I want it! Three things I got to tell you and I got to tell yall. Number One: that match wasn’t over yet. I had things under control, believe me, oh yeah! Number Two: you guys weren’t exactly unbelievably co-ordinated when you got there, so I don’t need you in my matches any more. Number Three: and believe me, you talk about a picture of confidence, you talk about a picture of control. I’m looking at a man that looked much better when he had the gold around his waist.
E: All right, that’s enough! Come on Randy. Come on, that’s e nough , that’s enough!
H: Hold on! Everybody in the family, you included, knows I beat Sting two times. Twice brother. Everybody here, all these nWo-ites and all these other pukes out here know that I’m responsible for the whole success of wrestling and everybody knows I should have the belt around my waist right now and just because JJ Dillon’s playing politics, everybody knows in February I’ll have the belt and Sting will be stung and if you don’t like that, Macho Man, if you don’t like that brother, I got a big problem with that. Triple dig it!
E: Come on man. Randy, don’t do it. Come on, Randy!
H: Oh yeah! You got a problem brother. You better work it out. You’re part of this family. Here, you
got something to say.
M: Don’t help me, I’ll take care of Luger. You see if you can take care of Sting and get that gold back
in the family.
H: Hey brother. You take care of yourself and I’ll take care of myself. You’re coasting on your own
right now, partner. Just don’t make it 4 Life or you’ll be sorry!
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